It’s time to prepare for warfare. Soon, the office Christmas party will come, followed by the inevitable recriminations the morning after. That’s right, the man unprepared to defend his cubicle to the last Post-It note will regret not having a totally ridiculous “weapon” like this Rubber Band Machine Gun on hand. 

Automatic, made from wood, assembled by hand, the RBMG is a truly magnificent monster—at least as far as rubber band-loaded weapons go. 

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The RBMG has 17 barrels that an operator can rotate while firing thanks to an electric motor. The shooter can let up to 204 bands fly before they need to reload. 

The box comes with a “stand, bi-pod, 12 targets, 600 rubber bands, a shoulder strap, and an instruction manual.”

True office warriors can now purchase the Rubber Band Machine Gun for $200.

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